“Switzerland works perfectly. That is precisely the problem.”Entering the cage
Switzerland, The Golden Cage
Switzerland works perfectly. That is precisely the problem.

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English edition in Kindle, paperback and hardcover. Also available to order from bookshops. Paperback ISBN-13: 979-8175801935. German edition: Die Schweiz, der goldene Käfig. Italian and French editions on the way.
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What is the book about?
I went to Zurich for three months. I stayed for eight years. This book is what happened in between.
Put like that, it sounds like a story about work. And, in part, it is: there’s all the vocabulary I learnt the hard way, the sort in which ‘optimise’ means someone is about to lose their job. But there’s also a son, a marriage that ended, a night involving the police and a weekend behind bars. The last two had not featured in the itinerary. And a country that smiles as it presents you with an eye-watering bill.
It is also a reflection on men’s place in contemporary society, drawn from my own experience: fatherhood, the weight of expectations, vulnerability, and the search for an identity when you lose your bearings, at work as well as in your private life. Because a man is expected to hold it together. Preferably without making a fuss.
What genre is it?
On paper: a memoir. I call it a bureaucratic comedy. There are plenty of laughs. Then, at some point, you remember it actually happened.
Inside the cage
This is not a book against Switzerland.
It is much more complicated.
After more than ten years in France, arriving in Zurich felt like a system upgrade: more order, more precision, less room for the unexpected. Then efficiency began to reveal its real talent—turning comfort into a form of training.
Switzerland, The Golden Cage explores work, bureaucracy, culture, and integration through the eyes of an outsider. With statistics precise enough to sound serious and sarcasm serious enough to become statistical.
From the book
Four passages. No neutrality.
“Comfort does not reward you. It trains you.”Efficiency
“Paradise existed. It was written in Arial.”Bureaucracy
“The system guarantees continuity, not destination.”The system
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Latest from the cage
The book ends.
Switzerland continues.
Satire and commentary · 25.10.2026SBB: A hundred francs for me. Nine million? Seventeen years asleep.
A hundred francs for a forgotten ticket. Almost nine million and seventeen years for internal checks: Swiss precision at two different speeds.
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Satire and commentary · 15.10.2026Stop right there, that tray came from home
One plastic tray, two officers and 150 francs: in Switzerland, even rubbish has to know its place.
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Satire and commentary · 30.09.2026Alessandro Romano and the gilded cage with an exit fee
A twenty-year-old chooses Italy. Swiss football discovers that talent is not a fixed-term deposit.
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Satire and commentary · 28.09.2026Escape from the Golden Cage
UBS threatens to leave Switzerland. At last, a cellmate richer than I am.
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Satire and commentary · 27.09.2026Switzerland rejects extra neutrality. War is still by appointment only.
Seven in ten voters reject a stricter form of neutrality. National self-esteem, meanwhile, remains fully armoured.
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Satire and opinionGranit Xhaka and the immortal certificate: in Switzerland, the virus passes; the paperwork stays
The Granit Xhaka affair revives the most resilient Swiss variant of all: the administrative procedure.
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Satire and opinionTen things you only understand after living in Switzerland
The tenth arrives by post, in German, and requires a reply within five days.
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Satire and opinionZurich versus Paris: public order and private disorder
Two cities, two philosophies, and one question: where does one suffer more punctually?
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Satire and opinionDo Swiss trains really always run on time?
Putting a national legend on the right track with numbers, delays and missed connections.
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Hardcover
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Orell Füssli — English edition →German edition
Die Schweiz, der goldene Käfig
German edition available in paperback and Kindle. Paperback ISBN-13: 978-3567032943.
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Italian edition
Svizzera, la gabbia dorata
Paperback ISBN-13: 979-8175801935.
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French edition
La Suisse, cage dorée
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